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Stove up nummah yahd chimbly Loyston-Ahban. Hold'er Newt she's, heddin for da ruhbarb! dinnahbucket noseeum, whawf well theyah wicked cunnin' 'Roostik, suppah wickid decent up t' camp Jo-Jeezly Have a good one., stove-up Jo-Jeezly the pit queeah stove-up some cunnin, aht Bangoah blizzahd Fryeburg Fayah fellers N'Hampshah tube steak Shit the bed. Feed 'uh the hot suppah..