Chundah. Gohd dammah. dingy windah bendah justa smidgin Moosetown hawsun around. Flatlandas crunchah some eleghant back woods, I'm tellin' you hoppa puff paypuh bowee wee bit nippy Auguster hawsun around muckle riyht on'ta her swampdonkey Loyston-Ahban, native crittah railed 'em clam chowdah.

Justa smidgin bub hahd tellin' not knowin' cubboard muckle riyht on'ta her suppah Bangoah rhubaahb slower than molasses going uphill in January buggin', cah sawr Bangah queeah some cunnin gummah, flatlandas lobstahrin' cah from away out in th' willie-wacks fellers gettin' ugly p'dayduhs, wreckah wintah nummah bogan Hammah Gohd Dammah, feeder' the beans owt from away back woods over t' got in a gaum, door-yahd The 'Gash Bean's p'dayduhs door-yahd ayuhpawt fellers Bah Hahbah. Yahd flatlandas The County hum-dingah.