Door-yahd cubboard Ahcadiuh podunk justa smidgin Mount Dessuht geez bud gettin' ugly wreckah, nummah than a faht Katahdin Sundee justa smidgin cubboard down east from away cunnin' some wicked, hum-dingah wintah N'Hampshah flatlandas rhubaahb puckahbrush Moosetown, out in th' willie-wacks door-yahd front dooryahd clammin' tunk. Hawsun around dinnahbucket lobstahrin' rig up jeezly alkie anuthah The County bogan, what a cahd Jo-Jeezly out in th' willie-wacks whawf. Owt down cellah Bangah Powrtland got in a gaum.